It’s Cold & Wet But Not To The Dog!

Seriously… I just asked Alexa what the weather was and she said “it’s 45* with cloudy skies” which to Benny means “it’s 75* and I wanna go outside and play“. Which is FINE … for a normal dog. BUT NO! We ALL know Benny is NOT a normal dog. He eats stuff. Stuff I don’t…

You’ll Float Too

Like… if this week would be a movie character it would be Pennywise. Dumb, ugly and filled with nightmares. A lot of it has to do that I just came back from vacation and it’s cold here when it wasn’t cold there… but then like, this week just is Pennywise. I sprained my ankle. Yes….

Happiest Place On Earth

Disney world is the most amazing place in the world. Happiest place on Earth. Amazing.Wonderful.Magical.Perfect. Whatever else good words you can think of and put to this – it works. It’s great. We drove down to Disney World for our 5 year – yes we’ve made it to the 5 year mark already (whoooooooo) –…

This Is Halloween… This Is October…

GHOSTS! WITCHES! PUMPKINS! CANDY! SCARY MOVIES! HALLOWEEEENNNN! October is where it’s AT yo! Sorry …. I get excited… BUT I LOVE HALLOWEEN so I get happy when it’s near. Also, we will be married 5 years this month SO that’s pretty great too. We should have gotten married ON Halloween… That would have been neat….

I Can’t Put My Arms Down!

I guess really it should be titled “I can’t lift my left arm up past my shoulder!” but that doesn’t sound NEAR as fun (nor is it a movie quote) so we’ll just go with it. Lawd. The explanation behind that is that I had to get a tetanus shot because I stepped on a…

Well, Now I Have To Read The Book

You ever do the whole “I’m just not gonna read the book because then I’ll ridicule the movie/show” thing? I do it all the time. So much that I even did it today… I finally remembered to watch Big Little Lies…. WOW! I recommend this show to EVERYONE EVER!!! I mean, obviously not children because…

Holy Cannoli Mostaccioli !

It’s SOOOOOOOOO nice outside!!! Windows are open, the weather is nice and I’m alllll Halloween’d out. And I’m like okay I need more decorations, I need more coffee and I need to get a billion and one steps because I need to live outside. But I can’t because I am inside on my butt watching…

All I Keep Singing Is That Green Day Song

WAKE ME UP…. WHEN SEPTEMBER ENDSSSSSS!!!!! He does it better than I do – but I don’t REALLY feel that way but it always happens and I always sing this alllll September long. BUT it’s better than what I have been singing which is that DANG Taylor Swift song “Look What You Made Me Do”…

I Am Going To Get A Haircut So I Don’t Pull My Hair Out

HHIIIIIII!!!! Do you want to see an actual picture of me this week? And by actual picture I obviously mean a funny gif that I am gonna say is me but it’s not actually me but it’s how I have been feeling all week and beyond. Here… It’s fun! Take this… Combined with this… And…

I’m Just Trying To Love… Or I’m Obsessed Either Way

Eric is shutting me down… HARDCORE! People keep sharing pictures of dogs that need adopted and homes and people to love them and I’m like “JUST LET ME HAVE DIS” and he’s like “I love you but you’re crazy, no offense, but no” And I’m like this…. But… But I want to love them all….

August SchmAugust

Goooooooooood morning blog readerssssssss!!!!! I’m not hyper I swear… I’m just running on the coffee high I have any it’ll be gone soon enough, don’t you fret. August means Summer is getting close to being over, it means it’s closer for The Walking Dead to come back and and it means it’s closer to school…