How Can It Only Be Tuesday? AmIRight?

I’m like “Wow it has to be Thursday!” – because I’m at work so that means it has to be either Tuesday or Thursday – but no. It’s Tuesday. And I’m tired af. I don’t think anyone in our house slept good last night. Not even the dog. I was awake, what felt like all…

The Longest Day Of The Year

Oh Summer Solstice, welcome! I didn’t know that was today – but thanks to Twitter I now know. Welcome to the longest day of the year! If you aren’t really sure about what I’m talking about you can go to this super cool link I have googled for you and provided for your learning experience….

We’re Manly Men, We’re Men In Tights!

I’m going to have to join the men in tights, the “Merry Men” as we all know, because that’s where I’m at in my life. I mean it can’t be too terrible, look at their sweet yet sassy dance moves. They’ve got it going on – I may stay in their group once my voice…

I’m Basically The Ambassador of Life

Or just a few websites… Just trying to help out the animals… I am obsessed with them. If you love dogs, cats, marine life and more AND shopping then you’ve come to the right place. I recently became an ambassador for Pawz and Sand Cloud which are two great shops dedicated to helping marine life…

I’m Gonna Get What I Want

Actual quote from the birthday boy this weekend. Not really – but it would’ve been funny. But he does get what he wants because I have food spoiled him for his birthday every year. We’ve narrowed it down to his two favorite things – Dorito Casserole and my homemade Fettuccine Alfredo. Both good choices, both…

I Have Always Imagined Paradise As A Kind Of Library

I love to read. Most people I know love to read. We’re book obsessed and we can’t help it! AND THEN when you put reading with coffee an a fireplace it’s basically the most perfect situation of your life. Last night my cousin asked me about books and what she should read right now and…

And The Award Goes To…

Allergies. The award goes to allergies. So it’s not a good award to get, unless you LIKE allergies then I guess it is but if you like allergies then you’re insane and I need you to go get professional help ASAP. WHY are they so terrible?! Like, what did I do to you personally Mother…

Don’t Take A Selfie When Your Eye Is Oozing Goo

I look like a freak. I mean I’m sure the people at Dollar General didn’t notice but I know and I felt like they were all looking at my eye BECAUSE IT’S BASICALLY A MONSTER!!! That’s basically what I look like right now. Just on the left side of my face. Right around the eye…

I Like to Save It, Save It!

Yes… that IS a play on “I like to move it, move it!” because for some reason that’s what was happening in my head and now you can sing along too. I’ll wait for you to finish dancing before I go on… Welcome back you Smooth Criminal. SO since I am behind the times and…