Soooo Remember That Time?

hmph. Remember two days ago when I was like “oh Benny was sick but he’s okay now!” blah blah blah? It was in this post here and you can see for yourself if you didn’t see before. BUT… Yeah no. That wasn’t true. So.. my bad for being a dirty liar. This morning I was sleeping like…

Before Sucks So When Is It Going To Be After?

So like, working out, amIright? Dieting? Before pictures. No, just no. I’m always like I AM GOING TO BE IN SHAPE LIKE THAT SUPERMODEL and then I just end up eating 100 bags of chips and not being in shape like said supermodel. I mean I guess I am a shape, but… it’s not a…

Comedy and Horror Aren’t My Two Bugaboos

I’m currently reading two books. Why? Because I can’t control myself around books. So I’ve got two going on and they’re two totally different books. First up – Yes Please – by the hilarious Amy Poehler. I started reading this because I was watching Parks and Recreation and got nostalgic and if you want to read…

Shenanigans On The 3rd & 4th

I’m not gonna lie to you guys… I had to google how to spell Shenanigans. But other than that – let’s get this post going. We didn’t really have any definite plans other than shooting fireworks off at my dad’s house the night before. Tuesday was basically going to be winging it. Monday (the 3rd)…

Let’s Go Crazy… Or Remain Crazy… Either Way

There’s a lot of things that bother me. World hunger. Terrorist attacks. Lying. Dieting. Sicknesses. The fact that I’m not related to anyone famous/nor am I famous. Dieting again. You know… the usual things most people dislike and are bothered by. But one thing that really bothers me for realskies is the fact that never…

Goodbye June, Hello July!

Welcome to month 7. I literally almost forgot. I need to have Eric go change the calendar so I don’t have to drag a chair over to do it. I hung it too high and now that’s where it lives and it’s Eric’s job now. There’s nothing you can do about it now. #SorryNotSorry I…

Well, Sir, Someday, I’d Like To Be A… A Dentist

I have a long long overdue dentist appointment today and all I can think of is how he’s probably have to pull all my teeth and I’m gonna be toothless. I don’t have anything against someone who wants to be a dentist. You go girl. But after having braces and cavities as a kid I’m…

How Can It Only Be Tuesday? AmIRight?

I’m like “Wow it has to be Thursday!” – because I’m at work so that means it has to be either Tuesday or Thursday – but no. It’s Tuesday. And I’m tired af. I don’t think anyone in our house slept good last night. Not even the dog. I was awake, what felt like all…

The Longest Day Of The Year

Oh Summer Solstice, welcome! I didn’t know that was today – but thanks to Twitter I now know. Welcome to the longest day of the year! If you aren’t really sure about what I’m talking about you can go to this super cool link I have googled for you and provided for your learning experience….

We’re Manly Men, We’re Men In Tights!

I’m going to have to join the men in tights, the “Merry Men” as we all know, because that’s where I’m at in my life. I mean it can’t be too terrible, look at their sweet yet sassy dance moves. They’ve got it going on – I may stay in their group once my voice…