I’ve been MIA.
I’ll explain (not in the order of the title of this post because I have to keep you on your toes, duh.)
My dog, Benny ‘The Jet’ Ferguson, has been sick.
It’s a nightmare.
He’s okay now – but good lord – those few days were not pretty.
I’m tired, he’s tired, Eric’s tired, you’re tired, Bob down the street is tired…
WE’RE ALL TIRED.
I felt so bad for him – he was so off and up and down and sick and not sick and blah blah blah and I
was going to have a mental breakdown.
I had a mental breakdown.
At 6 a.m. Sunday morning I was just crying.
It was awful.
I felt so bad, I was so tired, I didn’t know what to do.
I hated it.
Eric didn’t know how to help me or the dog and he was just like “let me love you” and I was like FIX HIM HELP I NEED A DRINK.
It was rough.
But he’s good – we’re still tired because he’s off his schedule but we’re going to nip that in the bud asap.
In other news…
We went to see the new Spider-Man and it was amazing.
Tom Holland is literally the most adorable person in the whole wide world and they could not have picked a better Spider-Man.
He was PERFECT for this role.
It was funny, it was cute, it was action packed, it had Michael Keaton…
I really think it was one of the best ones they’ve made – but in a different way.
Definitely the best Spider-Man movie in general but it had such a different beat to it that I really enjoyed it and kinda want to see it again.
It was perfect.
See, that agree.
It also had my main man Captain America in it and it was funny but I can’t tell you why so you’re just going to have to go see it yourself.
Robert Downey Jr. was perfect as always.
Again, Tom Holland was perfect and adorbs and I want to pinch his cheeks even though he’s 21 and not 15 so that may be weird so I guess I won’t.
Michael Keaton – he just rocks.
You can’t go wrong with him I feel.
I think he’s pretty great in everything he’s been in and I also think he’s the best Batman.
Yes, I know that a lot of people don’t agree with that but whateverrrrrr he is da best.
I had to scroll up and see what else I was supposed to talk and about I think I hit most of it – or not but I’m so tired that I have no idea really.
OH NO wait I forgot to talk about the gym.
Uhmmm we’ve been going for a month and I love it and hate it at the same time.
I need new tennis shoes but I don’t want to spend the money.
Isn’t that how it goes?
I need to tell you that I have probably yawned 109438540 times since I have been writing this so I think it’s time to go.