Before Sucks So When Is It Going To Be After?

So like, working out, amIright?
Dieting?
Before pictures.
No, just no.
I’m always like I AM GOING TO BE IN SHAPE LIKE THAT SUPERMODEL and then I just end up eating 100 bags of chips and not being in shape like said supermodel.
I mean I guess I am a shape, but… it’s not a good one.

So here I am, trying to get 10,000 steps in a day and eat right and also go to the gym and also get good sleep but like also have a life.
jean r
Someone just send help – it’s not fun.

I did take before pictures this morning.
Am I going to show you?
Hell no.
Hell to the no.
I didn’t even want to show myself.
I mean I guess it’s a good thing because I can be like ‘ew‘ and then have motivation but then at the same time I’m like uhg just let me take a nap.
The hardest part about it is cooking, right?
I hate cooking.
It’s not fun – it’s not a good time – it’s not cool.
alcohol
I just want someone to come to my house, cook for me and tell me that I’m pretty.
And then like, let me chase after you while you hold a nice, cold, refreshing Michelob Ultra for me to have once I am done.
/refer to previous gif.

I just wanna be the after.
HOW LONG IS THAT GOING TO TAKE?!
Does anyone have a schedule?
Or like, just something to calm me down?
bueller

I just need to be rich so I can have a chef (which I couldn’t think of that word so I literally almost typed ‘cooker person’), a trainer and someone to put some clothes on me that are as comfortable as yoga pants but look super cute.
How do I get that?
How do I become Anne Hathaway in Princess Diaries?
AM I RELATED TO A QUEEN AND / OR BRAD PITT AND NO ONE IS TELLING ME?
before after

But I am going to work and I am going to push and I am going to be cute for Mickey Mouse and Peter Pan and all the Disney Princesses because that’s what I am going to do and maybe while I am there they will hire me to play Ariel.
You never know.

XOXO

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