Monday – Welcome To Your Tape

There’s a lot happening.
I mean probably not but it feels like a lot happening.

I woke up at 3:30 in the morning feeling like I was going to die.
I tried to just go back to sleep but, no dice.
Sooooooo I got up and was praying to the Porcelain God out of anger because I didn’t want to be doing this and didn’t know why it was happening.
Thankfully Benny was asleep and didn’t come in the bathroom with me like he normally does, so, that’s a plus I guess.
I still don’t feel great but I don’t feel 100% either.
ironman

ALSO I had big plans for today.
I was going to ACTUALLY work out.
I WAS GOING TO ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING BESIDES WATCH NETFLIX AND PLAY WITH BENNY ALL DAY!
I was going to get super fitttttttt.
Well, maybe not SUPER fit, but I was going to work on it.
Hopefully I will feel better at some point and me and Benny can go for a walk.
I mean that’s better than nothing.
And it’s exercise.
AND it gets my Fitbit steps in.
So it really needs to happen.
PLUS my friend and I decided to hold each other accountable for working out and today I can’t be like “oh I’ve already failed” because that makes me look like a loser.
I just can’t!
I HAVE TO BE ABLE TO WORK OUT LIKE I SAID!!!
the lord
I mean, I can’t look bad at Disney world.
We’ve had this conversation before so I won’t go into detail but Peter Pan can’t see me looking a mess.
He just can’t.

I really want a grilled cheese and soup.
But that’s not healthy.
But it sounds good.
Ugh.

So basically me and this day aren’t on the same page.
I am going to go for a walk, if I happen to throw up in someones yard then it happens.
I mean it’s supposed to rain today anyway sooooo it’ll just wash away and they’ll never know it was me.
Or that it happened.
And plus I’ll take off running if it happens because that’s embarrassing.
SO embarrassing.
I keep picturing it in my mind and it’s hilarious.
But I hope it doesn’t happen.
Plz.
please

I need to stop rambling and do something productive – thanks for reading my Monday thoughts.

XOXO

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