I almost forgot it was June today and I had Eric change our calendar last night.
Hellooooo sleepy head.
I mean, not much has happened for me to talk about.
But I can try.
June is kind of a busy month for us.
We have a lot planned, birthdays are here and small vacations are happening.
It’s going to be a fun month.
I feel like Summer always ends up busy, not just for us, but for everyone.
You’re trying to pack in all sorts of fun stuff before it gets cold and depressing and it’s hard but amazing at the same time.
Ahhhhh Summer is coming and I am pumped.
I am still trying to get through IT and it’s a slow process.
I have plenty of time, or so I keep telling myself, but also I am scared for my life.
I HATE CLOWNS and now I am reading a book about a terrifying one.
What is wrong with me?
…let’s not go down that rabbit hole.
But anyway – I’m trying and I WILL succeed it just make take a minute or a month.
I have got to talk myself out of fear.
BUT I CAN’T BECAUSE HE IS SO CREEPY.
I mean look at that!
Tim Curry is really freaking me out.
WHYYYYYY is he such a good actor and why did he make this worse than it had to be?
I mean, I love Tim Curry but he’s got to stop.
PLZ STOP TIM !!!
PENNYWISE IS MY OWN PERSONAL NIGHTMARE!!!
The new one doesn’t look that scary – but I’ll say that and Eric will make me go watch the movie and then I won’t sleep for a week soooooooo I’ll stop it and hope clown karma doesn’t come back to haunt me.
Uhmmm what else.
Benny is still a monster except now he’s growing so now he’s a big monster.
I mean he loves me so so much but he’s got to stop biting.
HE HAS GOT TO STOP BITING ME AND EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING.
Eric keeps telling him if he keeps it up he’s not going to have friends and Benny is like “so what I’ve got my mom?” and it doesn’t phase him at all.
Also it doesn’t phase him because he’s a dog and has no idea what Eric is saying.
He’s still cute dooooeeee.
Here’s a fun one for ya.
So Memorial Weekend Benny was like THIS RULES and decided he was going to get dirty and look like he rolled around in 23894723 sharpies.
It had rained and apparently the gutter at my Dad and Stepmom’s house leaves a little hole in their BLACK mulch that anyone can go play in.
So he did just that.
I was like “Do you have a small pool or something? Why do I hear water splashing?”
Because Benny will jump in the pool and splash around like a crazy person.
And they’re like “nah” and I’m like “wtf?” so I get up and go looking and he is IN THE BLACK MULCH HOLE DIGGING TO CHINA!!!
I went OH MY GOOOSSSHHHHH and laughed for 20 minutes.
It was up his nose, in his eyes, ALL over him.
This was taken after he had shaken, (shook?) some of it off.
It was hilarious.
And he definitely got a bath when we got home.
Work is boring in the Summer.
I need 2049 naps.
Someone needs to make me skinny before this Saturday and I am ready for vacation.
That’s all I got!