Summer Lovin’, Summer Goals, Summer Time

I have a lot of plans for the Summer that seem easy and then I sit on the couch and I’m like “this is where I live now” and those plans become hard.
Distant.
Where did they go?
They’re still there, but being that this is my first lazy Summer it’s hard not to want to take advantage of that.
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But instead – I have two main goals.
I am going to hit my goal weight and I am going to read and finish IT.
One of them seems awesome and the other one is going to ruin my life.
I’ll let you guess….

IT is the longest book in the world.
I mean, I’m not sure if that’s true but looking at it, it’s definitely a nightmare in more ways than one.
It’s long af and scary af.
I HATE CLOWNS!!!
Why am I doing this to myself?
Facing fears I guess?
Accomplishing a goal that I literally NEVER thought I would accomplish because even sitting through the movie is tough and I LOVE Tim Curry.
Ugh.
I can do it.
But even the cover is creepy so – I just won’t look at it.
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I can do it…
Maybe reading it at the pool is a mistake because I’m not sure yet if he drowns anyone in a pool but I know some stuff he’s done and I just assume I’m going to be afraid of water for some reason.
Who am I kidding?
That’s never going to happen because I am basically a fish.

Hitting my goal weight just needs to happen, and it will, but I refuse to go to Disney World looking like a whale.
REFUSE!!!
OMG ASHLI YOU DON’T LOOK LIKE A WHALE!
Like ok, stop.
Don’t feed me lies because I hate how I look and it’s going to be fixed and Mickey Mouse is going to be IMPRESSED!
So impressed he’s going to do this…
mickey
That’s right Mickey, do yo thang.
I’ll dance right along with you when I get there – just you wait.

I’m currently trying to keep my ear away from Benny.
He’s climbed up on the couch and forced himself past the laptop to my head and is trying to bite my ear.
What the?
It’s too early for this.
He must know he’s going to the vet today and it’s just early payback.
I AM TRYING TO KEEP YOU HEALTHY SIR, RESPECT ME!
pack leader

XOXO

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