Do You Need Your Pinky?

I mean I’m asking for a friend….

On a totally unrelated note, I burned my pinky this morning.
I think we’re going to have to amputate.
I would show you a picture of it but apparently today this website is saying no to all pictures so you’re going to have to imagine what it looks like.

Hey, don’t blame me, I’ve tried numerous times.
It’s not working.

I’ll try one more time…..
Talk crap and apparently it fixes itself.
Yasss thank you.

I was fixing half of my hair, because I’m lazy, and my straightener got me.
I DON’T EVEN KNOW HOW but it did.
And now I’m mad.
I was going to put some burn cream on it but then I was like “that’s weird” so I didn’t but now I’m regretting it and I feel like someone needs to help me.

I need a nap.
I keep misspelling and typing like I’ve never done this before – I have no idea what is happening.
I blame the pinky issue.
And the fact that I can’t keep my eyes open at my desk.
And for that I blame the NyQuil.
I slept like a champ but I also needed more sleep.
NyQuil is a gift and a curse.
You definitely sleep, but, getting up with your alarm is hard bidniss.
I’m also probably about to fall asleep from the talk that is happening in the office.
Deer, hunting, deer, bobcat, deer, gutting a deer, help.
Stop it.
Take this somewhere else so I can nap….
Or do homework.
Or literally do anything else.

I’m grouchy like it’s Monday.

So many problems.
I’m going to drink my coffee and act like I can’t hear anything in here.



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