Happy Halloween, Witches!

Halloween is here. What a boo-tiful thing. #PunsAreSoPunny But really – Halloween is great. I may be at work, but I am rocking a Halloween shirt in honor of this awesome day. Don’t mind the snapchat filter, I have to get them all in before they take them away from me and basically ruin my…

Friday Isn’t Being Too Cool

We don’t have any coffee. It’s my day off…. I didn’t sleep in… AND WE HAVE NO COFFEE. What.Is.Happening. It’s like I’m in the twilight zone. We always have coffee. I need the coffee. I NEED IT. Send help. This is me. Hope you don’t need me today. I am dead inside. Or tired. Either…

Do You Need Your Pinky?

I mean I’m asking for a friend…. On a totally unrelated note, I burned my pinky this morning. And.It.Hurts. I think we’re going to have to amputate. I would show you a picture of it but apparently today this website is saying no to all pictures so you’re going to have to imagine what it looks…

Sunday Not-So-Fun Day

This fireplace has ruined me. When I have no plans for that day all I do is get up, get on the ol Mac and drink coffee by the fire. Seriously. I have been kidnapped by the fireplace and I don’t want to be set free. I mean it want’s me to use it so…

Monkey Monkey Underpants

Y’all. I have never live tweeted before…. EVER. But last night I got the bug. It must have been because Eric was watching the football game on his phone and I had no one else to complain to – so the twitter universe got it instead. I was basically Donna Meagel. I was watching the new…

And On October 19th He Asked Me What Day It Was

I can’t stop with the Mean Girls references. Eric just loves that movie, seriously, and I guess it’s fitting to quote one of his favorites on our anniversary. That’s your present husband, that’s all you get. 4 years married today. That’s right. We made it this far without killing each other… who knew? The ol…

That’s Why My Hair’s So Big…

It’s full of secrets. #MeanGirlsForLyfe. Just kidding.. it’s never big. Ever. Even when I WANT it to be big it’s like no. Really the real hair truth is that my hair is always doing it’s own thing and living it’s own life on my head just not doing what I want it to do. It’s…

Fire Extinguishers At The Ready!

Guys. It happened. My new fireplace is in and working We’ve lived in this house 5ish years and never had one that works. It’s been there, but, no workie. So may I present, the fireplace and it’s growth. Look.At.That. FLAMES! Right now it stinks to high heaven. I can’t tell if I am in a good…

Coffee-coffee-coffee is a saying. Like an exaggeration.

Good morning from this face. That’s a face that says it all. A face before coffee and words. It’s the start of the week face. It’s Monday again. We survived y’all. The week didn’t take us down (like I was for SURE it was going to do to me) and the weekend let us move…

2003 Called… They Want Their Blue Shirts Back

Have I mentioned before that my husband and I dated a long long time ago? Like, oh I don’t know, around 2003….. when I was 15. Well… we did… And it was something. The reason I say this is because while at work today I was looking through my pictures on my phone to find…

Testing.. Testing.. 1…2.. Midterms

College. Don’t you love it? It’s midterms week, I can’t stop coughing and I am le tired. I have a system for all of this which I will explain right now. It’s only 5 steps so it’s pretty easy to follow. I’ll call it “Ashli’s System For Surviving Midterms And Not Going To Jail”. That’s…