Who Invited You?

I am normally good with bugs.
I am at the point in my life where I can kill a spider without crawling onto the counter and yelling at my husband to come kill it for me while I brush my teeth in fear.
It seems I have grown in that aspect.
But who invited the gnats to my house and WHY did they stay longer than they were allowed?
It’s crazy, annoying, and I seriously get furious when they buzz around my eyeballs, waiting to attack.
My friend felt sympathy for me, or realized I would burn my whole house down if they didn’t get out of my hair soon, and googled/pinterested how to get rid of them.
Everything she found, I did not have in my house.
We  came to the conclusion that maybe if they like white wine, wouldn’t they like red wine?
Since I don’t like wine but happened to have some Merlot in my house, I thought I’d give it a shot.
I have shot glasses of wine sitting around my house with plastic wrap on the tops of them and holes poked in for these little alcoholic bugs to go in and drink until they drown in it.
It’s working, for the most part, but there is one that I think is refusing to join his buddies in the drinking binge and just keeps flying in my face, mocking me and my shot glasses filled with wine.
I’ll get him, and his little friends too.

You mess with the bull, you get the horns.


9 Comments Add yours

  1. TheCatssMeoww says:

    I still can’t even look at spiders.

    1. I’m not sure what happened to me to be able to kill them. One day I just did and never looked back! haha

      1. TheCatssMeoww says:

        Hopefully that day will come soon for me.

    1. so far it’s working… except for that one.

      1. haha He must be a mutant… mutnat?

      2. haha! I think he is.. both!

  2. Greetings from the professor! How are you this fine morning? Bugless now?

    1. not yet! trying though! haha

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